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SPELL TO BECOME A REAL VAMPIRE!!

Fri Aug 7, 2009, 12:00 AM
note: If you want to become a "Vampire", this is the spell you need...
Warning:Effects are unreversable. Meaning, YOU CANT GET RIDE OF THEM!

The following ingredients are needed to cast:
~Voice
~Time
~Red Ribbons
~Lemon Juice
~Flour
~Milk
~Bowl
~Sea Sponge
~towl
~Grave Yard Soil
~An Opened Third Eye
~Concentration

In a large bowl, Mix 1 cup of flour into 2 cups of milk. Add one 1/2 cup of Lemon Juice to mix and stir untill smooth. Useing a sea sponge, Cover yourself with the milk mixture. And Chant This While Doing:

Let this mixture, cleanse my skin, lighten so I may see, The new improved me within.

~Let the mixture dry completely, then remove with a towl. * Tie a red ribbon tightly around each of your wrists, without cutting off your ciculation. Then tie one around your neck. Sit indian style with your hands pushed together, like your praying. Close your eyes, picture in your mind all your blood, life, and energy is being pushed out through your Third Eye. Concentrate on Push it all out, Until your head tingles and you feel drained.

~ Remove the Ribbons from both wrists and neck. Say THIS as you do so: These are my chains to life, I remove thee.

~ Dig a hole in a safe place Or in a grave yard. And bury the ribbons. Collect Soil from the ground, were you burried the ribbons. This is your "Grave Soil."

~Sprinkle the Soil on your bed that night, and sleep apon it. By Next nightfall you shall not be amoung the living anylonger.

*THIS SPELL IS TO BE COMPLETED WITHIN 48 HOURS OF TIME

  • Listening to: a werewolf howls
  • Reading: Spell books
  • Watching: my pets
  • Playing: with my food
  • Eating: meat
  • Drinking: bloods

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  • Favourite band or musician: Kuburan Band
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  • Favourite cartoon character: Weed,Jerome,Kyushiro,GB,Ninja Dogs

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:iconredd23:
REMOVE YOUR ICON.

~Aarri2129 Who drew it did NOT give you permission to use!

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EPICLY AMAZING ICON BY :devniknak044:

Digimon can kiss my ass, Nuff Said.
Pokémon Kicks Digi's Arsh 8D
:iconaarri2129:
I was wondering if you were ever going to take the ~Weed-Fanclub avatar off?

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You're fighting a losing battle there.
:iconkeirushii20:
You might as well just report the deviant. If he/she would have cared enough the deviant would have taken it off by now. This artist was given PLENTY of time to rectify the mistake. The deviant had already removed the icon once before but had put it up again their profile once the heat had died down from being reported, so I think he/she hasn't really learned from the mistake. It's sad to have to come to thiw to get something removed, but it looks like you have no other options...

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"Vere Sanctus es, Domine Fons omnis sanctitatis, Domine"
Translation:
"Truly Holy, the Lord of All holiness, our Lord"
:iconaarri2129:
:nod:
I'd hate to do that, but this gives me no choice. *Sigh* Thanks for helping me out with this! :hug:

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You're fighting a losing battle there.
:iconkeirushii20:
I do what can to help a fellow friend.

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"Vere Sanctus es, Domine Fons omnis sanctitatis, Domine"
Translation:
"Truly Holy, the Lord of All holiness, our Lord"
:iconaarri2129:
And I appreciate it! :)

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You're fighting a losing battle there.
:iconmethylate:
Still using the same avatar you were asked to take off over a week ago...

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I think I used to have a purpose...then again it might have been a dream, I think I used to have a voice...now I never make a sound...
:iconeaglequeen:
I think I'm gonna be in DA anymore, to many errors!
Good bye everyone... ---howls of sadness--
:icondragoninsummer:
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM *tries to bite your hand*
RULES:
1- You can bite the person who bit you!
2- You -MUST- bite 6 other people, at least!
3- You should bite them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random bites are perfectly okay! (and scary)
5- You should most definitely get started right away!
:iconeaglequeen:
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM *tries to bite your hand*
RULES:
1- You can bite the person who bit you!
2- You -MUST- bite 6 other people, at least!
3- You should bite them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random bites are perfectly okay! (and scary)
5- You should most definitely get started right away!

-bites Back- : P

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